Beginning of the School Year

Hello loyal readers,

So.... summer is over, and school has started. Fresh faces, familiar places. I feel it is time to reflect on the past, analyze the present, and give you all some forward looking statements about the future.

The Past: In past posts, I have used hilarious, harsh, and honest (the 3 H's that are croosh (thats 5 upper jibberish for crucial) for success).

The Present: The past trend will continue, as I will continue to mercilessly curse at every single thorn in my side in a very open and public manner. Before I can go into the future, I must do a few things,

1) I no longer hate women drivers. I was thinking about it, and I ask myself, How can I hate women drivers? they've never been in an accident while I was in their car, nor have i been hit by one (although I almost did by a chinese lady on central and richmond.... damn you). Instead, all they have done is given me instance upon instance in which I can do nothing but point and laugh. If i hated everyone who has never harmed me, and has only brought me laughter and joy, I would never have a friend. Until it directly affects me, it never gets old and therefore I upgrade my "hate" rating on women drivers to a "like".

2) I would also like to downgrade my "hate" rating on bitches.... and dogs too hahaha... i kill myself sometimes. I feel that hate is not strong enough to describe my anger towards bitches and dogs. so... screw them all to hell.

3) Have any of you ever been in a class you hate so much that you'd rather be getting your arms sawed off by a rusty chainsaw? well to me that class would be my philosophy of business ethics class.... please nobody take this class no matter what school you go to, it will only bring you suicidal tendencies. This class is now added to my hate list.

The Future: With new technologies every day, and the start of a new school year, who knows what innovative things that could come up deserving of public ridicule, but rest assured, with me on the case, I will track down each and every one of those things for you. Thank you for your loyalty, and I hope you all come back to the ventillation centre for all your humour and ventillation needs.

The Management