Cheap Parents

For all the cheap parents out there, you know who you are and this ones for you!! As a person who works an aggravating job with low pay during the summer, I understand that a dollar is hard to come by. Realizing this, you guys really should step up once in a while and show us you care, by opening up your deep pockets and sparing a little to get us a little bit of motivation to continue working at our crummy ass part time jobs, but instead you guys see fit to be cheapskates and rob us of our burger flippin', penny scrapin', crappy part time job workin' youths. Don't give us that "money is tight dear" crap, we see through you like glass. We know somewhere around the house you guys are holdin thousands if not millions and stocks and bonds that you're not telling us about, so to all cheap parents out there. PLEASE be generous once in a while, because in this day and age "putting food in your mouth and a roof over your head" just doesn't cut it anymore