Dogs

Ever go on an after work jog around the neighborhood and this big ugly mangey dog comes barking and running after you? Why do they have to be such filthy disgusting creatures of nature for? The only thing a dog is good for is to protect the house, otherwise it craps all over the place, eats everything, and barks at your neighbors, making them hate the owner for life, and not to mention that they cost you a butt load of money to maintain. For that kind of money and stress, i could plant a automatic machine gun that only shoots intruders, and they smell better too. When i become king of the world, i'll make sure that the K-9 problem on planet earth is eliminated.

Forgetfulness

Don't you hate it when people call you at night, and in the middle of the conversation they have to go and they say they'll call you back and hang up? So you go about your own business waiting for them to call back, it's late so you'r tired from a long day's work writing rejection letters to people desperate enough to apply for a job at you'r place of business. It's rude to be asleep if they call, so you stay up later than your usual bedtime of 11:11, by 12:00 you say "screw it, I'm going to bed." The next day you see that person and all they have to say for themselves is a very FAKE "Sorry i didn't call back last night, I forgot." Well to anyone whose ever done that, all i have to say to you is "Screw all of you, and i hope something insignificantly bad happens to you for the next 17 days." phew.... I always wanted to get that off my chest, have a nice day :D.