Going Through Customs

I recently went on a Cruise vacation, although the trip was quite enjoyable and relaxing, leaving the ship at the end was far from relaxing. My ship had the bright idea that everyone leaving the ship should go through customs on the ship as opposed to at the airport..... BIG MISTAKE. There were thousands of people trying to get off one ship and there were only 5 counters working. Eventually everyone was so messed up at the line, a very loud and UNnecessary argument broke out between my friend and some horrible American lady. After a lot of cursing and screaming, the security people finally split the Americans, and non Americans into two different lines. I was shocked to see that the American lines moved so quickly and the non American lines were scanned so thoroughly. This shows the prejudice that Americans have against all other peoples. For shame. When we finally got to the customs officer, he had the worst attitude ever, it made me want to strangle his loved ones. Screw all of you judgemental and evil Americans.