Dogs

Ever go on an after work jog around the neighborhood and this big ugly mangey dog comes barking and running after you? Why do they have to be such filthy disgusting creatures of nature for? The only thing a dog is good for is to protect the house, otherwise it craps all over the place, eats everything, and barks at your neighbors, making them hate the owner for life, and not to mention that they cost you a butt load of money to maintain. For that kind of money and stress, i could plant a automatic machine gun that only shoots intruders, and they smell better too. When i become king of the world, i'll make sure that the K-9 problem on planet earth is eliminated.